*at the Twilight Audtions*
Robert Pattinson: Hey I just met you
Kristen Stewart: ...
Robert Pattinson: And this is crazy
Kristen Stewart: ...
Robert Pattinson: But I want you to break up with your boyfriend so we can have lots of romantic dates and sex and possibly even marriage with lots of babies and maybe a dog and a cat and who knows even an elephant and we can give our kids stupid names like Renesmee or EdwardJacob or even Holder or Hopper or Diaper if that's what makes you happy and we can live a happily ever after and die old and grey in each others arms surrounded by our ten daughters and fifteen sons.
Kristen Stewart: ....
Robert Pattinson: So call me maybe.
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